Yarning

Some things that have made me laugh since I got back to Zim!

1.       You know someone is drunk driving cos theyr not swerving for the pot holes that cover all the roads some of which will swallow a car!

2.       Just because your white, the black population will address you as Bass (Boss) at all times weather your actually his boss or both in line at a liquor store at 2am.

3.       You go through a road block (and theyr everywhere!) there will be 15 cops stranding around and a huge line of cars but only one cop will be working, then you go round a corner and there will be traffic lights that havnt workd in months but there will be no cops directing traffic!!! WTF!!

4.       Zimbabwe doesn’t quiet realsie the potential of Automated machines! You got to a parking ticket machine and there will be someone there to push the button to get a ticket for you, and it’s the same at ATM’s!

5.       Spent a weekend out on a Mates farm getting wasted on a hill and worshiping a massive Jimi Hendrix poster whilst listening to Vodoo Child!

6.  People who knew of my love for Detol as a shampoo, all round soap / disinfectant and house hold cleaner will be stoked to hear I have now discoved they make a Detol Deodorant. Have loaded up needless to say  =D

7.   Went out to dinner and was amazed to find the same album that had haunted me for two years as a waiter at Zibibbo playing!!! The Boob Man- Michael Booble!!!

      Shout out to all my Zibbs Peeps hope you gave Tommy an appropriate send off! Miss you all but dont miss the Goulag haha hope you all one day manage to escape the striped pajamas =)