Firstly i would like to state that i blame all negitive effects caused by this blog on Ella McCarthy for inspiring me to commit what could potentially become a complete waste of internet space!
Secondly this blog will be written with the spelling and grammer or an 8yr old illiterate african orphan howevr will be steepd in the whitt and wisdom of George W Bush.
Thirdly I am already missing the fat bottom gurls of Zibibbo, my partner in crime and 'Would you??' master Matt D the homos and lesbians on larder and king homo on the oven and of corse his other half bexiola. To the inbatitants of 36 Devon st (The Castle) Lifes not the same with out Mr Greens good looks, Mattriess morning sessions where many of the worlds problems were disscussed and solved, Anna and Luke's marital bliss, and of corse the worst kinda person, and the posseser of my fragile verginity Tommy Gun. Current affairs just arnt the same without The Cougars right wing evangelical opinion discussed over Bifta in The Eagels Nest. Missing being the Poach Master General of Parretts and also me bitches and hoes (incl Breandon) my daily egg intake has dropd dramamaticly since my departure. Katiola i thank you for the education in Dub step and will spread thy wisdom of whale noise far and wide! And lastly all the peeps i met or perved at on a sunny day on Cuba st that made Welly Choice!!!
Update since arriving in Africa
1. Have grown beard = fuckin itchy in 30 degree heat
2. Sat on the farm drunking copious amounts of gin and tonic whilst eating billtong and museing what it means to be a colonialist.
3. Pigmentation has increased dramaticly and am considering an early return to NZ to claim some fore shore and sea bed and possibly a marrai.
4. Experinced 7 power cuts, seen 5 car crashes and more pot holes than there are pot heads in wellington in my first 4 days.
5. Leave for fishing, bungee jumping, white water rafting, game viewing, and piss sinking trip tomorrow with the family. Followed by New Years at vic falls with cousins.
That is all for now Comments/abuse are encouraged!
Peace
